DOING THE DIAGONAL (R.Heming/P.Connolly) 4.03

Never thought i’d ever write a song
I never thought i’d ever get it oh so wrong
A femme fatale & my best pal
Were doing the diagonal
Behind the shopping mall

One night when skies were all star spangled
Us love-birds tingled as we tangled
Duvet dreamers me & sal
Doing the diagonal
At the harbour road canal

Harbour wind chimes jingle jangled
Had myself a love triangle
You up n’ left me sal
And you turned another handle
With that david randle

But davy ran out of luck
He got run over by a truck
I went to the funeral and it all went very well
Then i got stuck in newport pagnell
And i couldn’t get a signal
Found she was doing the diagonal
With my ex friend henri duval…
Behind the shopping mall

One day they found they’d both been strangled
Shot stabbed battered bruised & mangled
They caged me like an animal
Locked me in a 2 bit cell
I’ve gotta find another angle
Next time i’m going horizontal

Harbour wind chimes jingle jangled
Blown out like a roman candle
Say goodbye to sal
Look for another gal
The vandal took the handle
And i just don’t like triangles