ENGLISH ELECTIONS (P.Connolly) 3.20
Same difference...

The votes are all counted into the night
And every morning we all get a fright
Refugees, Gay Rights, nobody’s wrong
Play me some music, your favourite song

Tony or Michael or Charlie or dream
Wish they’d give us something I’ve never seen
You can vote UKIP, Kilroy-Silk or Green
Then we all stand up for God Save the Queen

A new manifesto, a different stance
The Whigs & the Tories are yearning to dance
Telling you anything you wanna know
Don’t ask them to stay
If you need them to go

Tony or Michael or Charlie or dream
Wish they’d give us something I’ve never seen
You can vote UKIP, Kilroy-Silk or Green
Then we all stand up for God Save the Queen

Charles & Camilla they keep it low key
The curtains are closed as they wait to see
Eddy & Andrew & Annie the cat
All watch it with Mummy & Philip the Pratt

Tony or Michael or Charlie or dream
Wish they’d give us something I’ve never seen
You can vote UKIP, Kilroy-Silk or Green
Then we all stand up for God Save the Queen

They’ll measure who’s won & determine who’s lost
See it on Sunday on “Breakfast with Frost”
Tracy likes polka dots so they all say
I wish she was here ‘cos she blows me away

Tony or Michael or Charlie or dream
Wish they’d give us something I’ve never seen
You can vote UKIP, Kilroy-Silk or Green
Then we all stand up for God Save the Queen